Ping-ni [G1] was the first white guy in Chosun [G2]
Soaking up that Korean sun like it was lotion,
Kicked off Jeju-do[G3] from the top of Hallasan [G4] ,
So from the top of my dome, lyrical phenomenom,
We mixing races like Tiger Woods,
Plus I’m picking better clubs than Tiger would,
Here I am, not your average American Joe,
I flew to Seoul to soothe my soul,
I’m in like a spring roll, drum roll please,
Seventy taxis practically attacked me,
Korea, land of the morning calm,
Colors at dawn, Seoul city is the bomb,
So wassup? bang-ga bang-ga [G5] ?
It takes two to tango, but three to samba,
We’re no Apollo Ohno,
Be-ho-gam [G6] is a no no,
HULL! [G7] that’s right, they too slow...
Chorus
ahn-nyeong-ha-sam [G8] / Y'all want some?
ahn-nyeong-ha-sam / Y'all want some?
Flocab and Swagger Lou, what you plan do?
Rock Seoul, I just need a hand or two,
Two ko-jeng-is [G10], we never quit,
Flow in Korean, can you handle it?
Gang-nam / hong-de / in-sa-dong [G11]
Like bad farmers we drop beats in the song,
I just want you to know me, Flocab how my flow be,
We hotter than dukbokee [G12] ,
I wandered through Seoul wasn’t blending in,
'Cuz all these people know I’m American,
Some judge me cuz I’m Whe-gook-eehn [G13] ,
But I’ll get you your feet like the football team,
From the stoups to the homemade soups, the juk [G14] ,
We kick it each day in day-han-min-gook [G15]
See me eating kimchee and sippin’ coca-cola,
Bringing America and Korea closer,
ahn-nyeong-ha-sam / Y'all want some?
ahn-nyeong-ha-sam / Y'all want some?
[G1] Name of the first white man to step on Korean land in 1500
[G2] Another name for Korea
[G3] Name of Korean Island
[G4] A dormant volcano on Jeju-do island
[G5] Way of saying “Hi, what’s up?”
[G6] Unattractiveness, unappealing person
[G7] “No way!” Said in response to something incredulous.
[G8] Way of saying “hello” with a little twist
[G11] All names of places in Korea
[G12] A spicy noodle dish
[G15] Way of saying Korea in Korean