Flocabulary (featuring April Hill) copyright Flocabulary 2005

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Lyrics Pop, crackle and snap like an elastic, I rock raps ebulliently, enthusiastically. I spit words with eagerness and alacrity. sip on my rhymes like a virgin daiquiri, I'm glad to be me, I'm elated, exultant, The sovereign of the land, I rule it like the sultan, call me emcee escher the fresh alchemist, I change and transmute to gold like King Midas, Turn archaic, old beats into new ones, Turn old mattresses into fancy futons, I have a big capacious kitchen, make my own croutons, I make them infinitesimal, smaller than neutrons. Try to recycle my rhymes like a can, I'll discomfit you, thwart your plans. Advanced and precocious like Becky, my cousin, age nine she read Dostoyevsky... in Russian, Crime and Punishment, Notes from the Underground, She's virtuosic, very talented now... Ow, everybody, Mind to body… Now I want every rap I rap to be a rhapsody, very impassioned, writ enthusiastically. I stand strong, resolute, firm and determined, to exterminate these squirming worms and the vermin. I have an amazing level of perspicacity, the capacity to see things perceptively. I'll even rhyme with words that don't rhyme like orange. Never boring... um... I'll swing back like a door-hinge. I could be ridiculous like ludicrous, delightful and apt, felicitous. If it stinks then it's fetid, but we hot we never tepid, I just said it don't forget it, let it in and then it's netted. It's nuts! Allergic to nuts? What you gonna do? Eschew cashews, dude, avoid 'em like the flu. Who wish ill will? who cast aspersions? These words more incisive than incisions of a surgeon.

Definitions ebullient (adj.) – zestfully enthusiastic alacrity (n.) – cheerful eagerness exultant (adj.) – elated, joyful, triumphant sovereign (n.) – a ruler with complete authority sultan (n.) – a ruler of a Muslim country, or a powerful person alchemist (n.) – a (medieval) pseudo-scientist who tries to turn common objects into gold transmute (v.) – to transform or change from one form to another archaic (adj.) – old and no longer useful, antiquated capacious (adj.) – spacious, roomy infinitesimal (adj.) – very small, immeasurably minute discomfit (v.) – to thwart the plans of, or frustrate precocious (adj.) – smart beyond one’s years, showing impressive early intelligence virtuosic (adj.) – possessing great talent, often artistic (from the noun form virtuoso) rhapsody (n.) – very enthusiastic expression of feeling in speech, writing or music resolute (adj.) – firm, determined vermin (n.) – annoying insects or rodents perspicacity (n.) – the ability to perceive clearly capacity (n.) – ability ludicrous (adj.) – ridiculous, laughably absurd felicitous (adj.) – apt and appropriate, or delightful fetid (adj.) – stinky, having a bad odor tepid (adj.) – lukewarm, neither hot nor cold eschew (v.) – to avoid aspersion (n.) – a negative remark incisive (adj.) – penetrating, clear, sharp incision (n.) – a cut into the body, especially during surgery