Listen! Flocab, with a spring to the step,
And we're bringing all the news that you need in your head.
Things got wild in the Bluegrass State,
Kentucky men won
, how are you gonna hate?
The Baylor Bears could not be stopped
The ladies were perfect, and I'm not shocked.
A Supreme Court decision made the news,
If you get arrested, you might end up nude
Even for a minor offense,
You can get strip-searched
, that's the law of the land.
We knew a lot of people died in the Civil War,
A new study shows it was a lot more
750,000? That's a lot,
Some died of disease, others got shot.
And what might just blow your mind,
That’s more than all other American wars combined.
Tragedy in Oakland
, no love,
One man killed seven, harboring a grudge.
Rebels in Syria got love from the US
We want to keep them high-tech and well dressed.
New technology is insane,
They’re trying to read Stephen Hawking’s brain
Apple announced it will bump the pay
And boost the benefits for those who make
Your shiny iPhones and computers,
So it’s a new day, someone tell the rooster...
And the chickens, but no wonder why,
Some states outlaw chicks dipped in dye
Romney won three states
, was attacked by Obama,
If they square off, that's drama.
Week in Rap, you can play it for you mama mañana,
Check how we flip it, Benihana. We out.