It's been a great week. Here's the evidence:
Monday we had a holiday for the Presidents
On Fat Tuesday, we got to party y'all,
It's like every city has their own version of Mardi Gras
But oh no it isn't all gravy,
Will Israel bomb Iran
? I dunno, maybe.
The US and UK say, "Dont,"
But Israel's like "We're gonna do what we want."
Because Iran's working on a nuclear program,
The UN wants to inspect, but they told 'em "No man!"
That's why you've seen the price of gas rising
We're hoping a solution lies in the horizon.
If you're freestyling on your snowboard,
You better be prepared, keep an airbag stored,
'Cause you could get killed by an avalanche
So put safety first to be sure you have a chance
Now you wanna hear something that's awesome?
Guess what researchers in Russia made blossom?
A flower that was 32,000 years old
It survived under Siberian ice that was cold.
The Supreme Court made a move that was bold,
That may affect how universities are enrolled.
It started from a college student's reaction,
Now we don't know the future of affirmative action
While in Syria
they can't turn the tide,
Two Western journalists and many more have died
They're dropping bombs on the city of Homs,
And it's harder for the rest of the world to stay calm.
Obama broke ground; did you see him?
For a new National Black History Museum
Baaayum! Another Flocab hit,
It's The Week in Rap. I gotta go... That's it!