It's February 3rd,
Flocab's got news you may have never even heard. Word.
In New York State it's a mystery,
Teens suffering from a tic
, yo what could this be?
Hmmm... In comes Erin Brockovich
Testing the environment; she's trying to put a stop to this.
In Florida we heard the voice of the populace,
Romney won big and Gingrich did the opposite
It's quite clear those two are in the lead,
But only one can win, and one will concede.
If you're on the highways, better not speed,
75 had it bad - that's the truth indeed.
Smoke caused a terrible crash
down in Florida,
Many people died and cars got torn up.
Yup - we'll take a trip to Iran,
Have you heard the new plan from the Pentagon
They wanna place a military base,
In the form of a ship floating in open space.
Not to mention the UN inspection,
Their nuclear facilities are being questioned
Iran's saying it's for energy,
When the West thinks it might be a weapon for an enemy
Generally the winter gets cold,
But in East Europe the snow can freeze off your toes
Have you heard the latest IPO
Facebook's going public
- you're gonna love it!
And they're saying that they plan to raise,
5 billion bucks, so they're gonna get paid.
Wait. Rest in Peace Don Cornelius
The creator of "Soul Train" and its affiliates.
Now really it's time for us to skate,
Enjoy the Super Bowl
, hope your team does great!