Whaddup? It's Week in Rap, better get in step,
like Will Smith and Jazzy Jeff.
We're recapping all the news from the last two weeks,
'Cause last week, we barbecued and we hit the beach.
In San Diego, for the Fourth,
They planned a big fireworks show of course.
It sounds crazy, but I ain't lying,
All the fireworks went off at the same time
Whoa - it's so hot people are dying
So much heat from the Midwest to the East.
Romney and Obama
trying to raise cheese,
It seems Mitt Romney's in the lead
Get up out of your seat for this news:
Obesity is on the rise, y'all need to move,
But gym class is getting cut, that's tragic,
50% of high schoolers don't have it
But soldiers stay in shape, I mean
You ever run a training course for the Marines
Well, now it's open to women
For front-line combat, this might be the beginning.
And listen: You know Lance
is a champion,
But were drugs enhancing him?
A court case claims that he was doping,
But he's fighting the case, yeah, not joking
Remember the first time you kissed... a trophy?
Federer did it again, yeah you know he
Won Wimbledon, and Serena did too
And here's some really big, really little news:
Physicists found a particle, yeah they did,
The tiny "god particle" - yeah that's big.
It's the little reason that things have mass,
Higgs boson, that's the name it has
To that little particle, we tip our hats,
It's been another Flocab Week in Rap.